# Talks

I give talks of various lengths on a variety of mathematical topics semi-regularly. I’ve enjoyed talking to all audiences: these have been at large KS4 or A-level enrichment days, at the Royal Institution, at academic colloquia, and for a more pop-science adult audience at Science Showoff.

If you’d like me to talk at your event, drop me an email.

### The maths of chocolate fountains

Delicious, obviously, but would you believe they’re full of maths? In my most popular pop-maths talk, we find out how to make predictions for chocolatey flows, and then work out (a) whether we can use other types of chocolate, (b) whether we could make a pioneering ketchup fountain, and (c) why chocolate fountains fall inwards, not directly downwards.

Although adapted to fit the audience, everything I present here comes from my master’s project, which was published in a research journal in 2015, so it’s genuine applied maths research! And I always bring the fountain to every talk. Topics brought in include:

• good and bad models for everyday things (and how to tell between them),
• how mayonnaise and cornflour paste react in opposite ways when hit,
• the link between these liquids and the graphs of $y = x^n$ for different $n$,
• why teapots drip backwards (and how we could fix this).

Good for all ages, as I showcase the scientific method. GCSE students enjoy seeing the power of the power law. For A-level students, I reveal the secrets of fluid mechanics, and show why it’s harder than the mechanics they see at A-level.

Works best as an hour-long talk, with some time for eating chocolate afterwards.

Media coverage:
The chocolate fountain project has been featured in The Washington Post, the Daily Mail and the Smithsonian Institution (among others). I spoke about it on the radio to BNR News Radio in the Netherlands, and back home to Heart Breakfast with Ed & Rachel. I was even lucky enough to present to Parliament in 2015.

### Using maths to pass your driving test

Passing your driving test requires practising various manoeuvres and memorising things like stopping distances. But memorising is boring! With just the smallest amount of mechanics, you can figure out some useful equations that govern the data given in the Highway Code. But is this data actually any good? Based on an article I wrote, find out:

• how the units you choose have a big impact on how memorable these formulas are,
• whether lorries brake faster than cars,
• why British people seem to believe that they have much faster reactions than citizens of any other country.

Suitable for GCSE upwards, but particularly nice for A-level students who are beginning to learn to drive, as well as doing mechanics in their maths A-level.

Works best at 30 minutes.

### The coins-in-a-square workshop

What’s the smallest square that fits around three identical coins? What about 4? 9? 100? What pattern do you need to arrange the coins in, in order to fit in that smallest square? And then how much of the square is covered with coins, in each case?

In this interactive workshop, students are given the opportunity to play around and try to work these questions out for themselves. Can they form conjectures about the pattern you need to use for square numbers of coins, for example?

• how airlines can use this tactic to make flying worse,
• what train announcers should be telling passengers to do to get more people on the train,
• how efficiency in business is a mathematical problem

Suitable for KS3 or KS4. Works best as a 30-minute workshop.

### The modelling workshop

Suppose someone comes up to you and asks you to describe some interesting behaviour mathematically. Where do you start?

This interactive workshop builds the confidence of students to just get out their pencils and try stuff! Can they derive Newton’s law of gravitation just by intuition? Then how can they test it out? We look at models they may encounter later in physics or economics, and get students to discuss in which ways their models are better or worse than their classmates’.

We also look at mathematics and models in the newspapers and social media. Can we tell a good model from a bad model? Or, in an era of fake news, is the model fine, and the journalism bad?

Suitable for KS3 or KS4. Works best as a 30-minute workshop.

### Is there a perfect maths font?

You’ve spent hours, perhaps days, on this one piece of maths, and finally it’s finished. It’s elegant and beautiful. But now you need to type and print it, and there’s a question you face: what font should I choose?

Based on my popular article, I give a history of typesetting mathematics, and why it really does matter which font you pick. Discover:

• which font is the most trustworthy,
• why maths typesetting is really so hard,
• why getting the fonts right really matters in mathematics.

Works best at 30 minutes.

### The maths of music

Enjoying or making music is a wonderful human pastime. It is no surprise then, that mathematicians have dug into it to try and find some meaning within the art.

This talk combines music and physics with a simple introduction to group theory. We start at simple transpositions and end up seeing Beethoven journey round a torus. I bring along a mini keyboard to demonstrate:

• how songs from today share the same mathematical structure as songs from the 50s,